Funny Turdlets on Yankees
-One of my best friend’s, Redmond, once said to me “it doesn’t matter what Barry Bonds does with HR records. He will one day be a Yankee as their DH”. Truth doesn’t seem that far. Barry has toyed with the idea of being a DH next season if he doesn’t return to San Francisco. Talk about a vaunted lineup: Damon, Jeter, A-Rod, Sheffield, Giambi, Matsui, Cano, Posada and Bonds. Probably won’t happen, but don’t be surprised if Gerogey spends the almighty dollar.
-Speaking of Georgey spending the almighty dollar, does this guy simply think buying the best players in the game will make his team better? That sounded dumb on my part I know, but it hasn’t shown to make his team playoff calibur. Sure they may drive in 1000+ runs this season, but their rotation will have an ERA north of 4.00. Reason being for my rant; Matsui went down tonight with a broken wrist. Out 3 months. Poor guy. Theres already been talk about Hunter, Stewart, Abreu…Guy just broke his wrist. Give him some respect. He was trying to field(ahem A-Rod) a ball with guts and shows up every game to play. You just want to replace him? And if so is it the time being? Where do you put Matsui once you pick up an Abreu or Hunter? Seems to me like the lineup would get crowded being that you would have 4 All-Star calibur outfielders (Damon, Matsui, Sheffield, Hunter/Stewart/Abreu) and no where to play them. Your DH role is full, so there goes DHing Sheffield. Think Yankees before you leap…or actually don’t…I want the Red Sox to win the division.
-Speaking of Los Rojos Ganares, rumor has it that maybe Schilling has some shit wrong with him. If he does, he’s not going to tell. Skeptics have brought up his 130+ pitch outing that one game. The guy is a horse. I doubt throwing 30 extra pitches over his limit took down the tank on this guy. He’s having problem’s with mechanics clearly. Same as Johnson. He’s a veteran pitcher; he work’s it out. Least of my worries is Schilling.
Oh and shout out to my boy Alex Gonzalez for showing that their is home-runs after steroids(circa 2004 FLA Marlins). Anyone reminded of Pokey Reese when he rapped that dinger into left the other night? Visa’s new ad should be: Age of Yankees Ace: 42, Yankees beaten by how many runs: 11, Watching Alex Gonzalez hit a home-run: Ahaha. Stupid Aaron Small. That 10-0 ‘05 campaign looks real good now. Silly Yankees.

